FULL DISCLOSURE: This gallery of Carrie Underwood at the 2016 American Country Countdown Awards was supposed to have 42 pics, but Comcast is giving me an upload speed of 1.06mbps right now and I had to load them one at a time. 19 took long enough. So the next time you call them about an issue you’re probably having right now, be sure to tell them how disappointed you are and to fuck their mothers. Carrie Underwood got all dressed up. She deserves better than this.