A good general rule of thumb when it comes to relationships: if you ever find yourself thinking “Hey, I really miss my ex. I wonder if we should get back together?” the only correct answer is…
And yet time and time again people continue to make the same mistake over and over. Like this poor guy in a Houston Chick-fil-A:
Dude tryna fight for his girlfriend back! That scream at the end though! ???? pic.twitter.com/faPir69md9
— ecnaifed (@ecnaifed2015) May 5, 2016
The scene starts with the New Guy and Girl walking into the restaurant, followed by old boyfriend White Hat. White Hat proceeds to blow past Girl and put his hand on New Guy’s shoulder, saying “Sup, bro.” As you can probably guess that goes over about as well as a cyanide margarita, as New Guy slams White Hat down into the floor. The happy couple then leaves together, leaving White Hat on the ground.
To get right to the point: that’s a fucking bummer. Kudos to White Hat for trying to win his girl back, even if he got stomped out in the process – but then he starts wailing.
Dude is having a fucking meltdown on the floor of Chick-fil-A, as in he’s on the verge of popping both eyeballs and bursting a lung. Have some dignity White Hat. Take your beating like a man and go freak out in your car rather than making all five diners in there trying to enjoy their spicy chicken sandwiches uncomfortable. If you didn’t win your girl back in losing that fight, you sure as shit didn’t win any points flopping around on the ground.
Pretend you lost that fight in Chick-fil-A — what do you do now? Let us know in the comments!