Not that you care, but Blade Runner is one of my favorite movies even if it’s kinda boring and Harrison Ford makes his usual weird faces a lot, so my erection for Blade Runner 2049 is very painful right now. It has Ryan Gosling in it, but I guess that’s fine. Denis Villeneuve hasn’t made a bad movie, yet so I’m not really holy shit the chick in green is named Ana De Armas and I just found that out and I think I’m in love now. Aww yeah. You know what this means, guys. At least one Ana De Armas post a week until I get bored and move onto something else. You know how we do.