As soon as Disney bought the rights to Star Wars, we knew they were going to make all their money back before Harrison Ford actually died, because that’s what Disney does. It doesn’t need a gun to make you gladly hand your money over to them. That money now comes in the form of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story.
Buying tickets in advance for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story is already proving to be too much for Fandango’s servers to handle…The main page for Fandango works just fine. But if you follow their link to the Rogue One tickets page, you’re going to get placed in a queue immediately. Once you’re through with that, you think you’re going to the tickets page, right? Wrong. Instead, you’re likely going to receive this page.
They tell me this is the final trailer. It has a new robot that I assume was developed in a Disney marketing meeting. Just in time for Christmas! Please enjoy, Rogue One: A Toy Story.
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