Superhero movies and I don’t really get along, but here’s the first teaser trailer for Logan. I’m here for it.
Set in the future of 2024, Logan and Professor Charles Xavier must cope with the loss of the X-Men when a corporation lead by Nathaniel Essex is destroying the world leaving it to destruction, with Logan’s healing abilities slowly fading away and Xavier’s Alzheimer’s forcing him to forget. Logan must defeat Nathaniel Essex with the help of a young girl named Laura Kinney, a female clone of Wolverine.
Wait, no ridiculous CGI or aliens trying to suck the Earth through their giant space hole? Just Hugh Jackman being an old dude kicking ass with a little girl while Professor X tries to remember his own name in the backseat? I’m down. Bold take: They should have used the original version of this song. I get it, Johnny Cash was old and Logan is old, but this cover sucks. Always has. It doesn’t? WRONG. Look, I said “wrong” and apparently that’s how you win debates. Go away.