I was driving through three states yesterday when the news broke that Prince died. I cried with you. So let’s not rehash that. Instead, let’s celebrate the things we all enjoy here: pure savagery and shitting on the Kardashians. Like the time in 2011 when Kim Kardashian walked on stage during a Prince concert. Prince spun her around, looked at her ass, then said, “get off the stage“. Prince was the hero we deserved.