Let’s make this clear, Guardians Of The Galaxy and Deadpool are the best movies Marvel Studios have ever made. This isn’t up for debate. If you disagree with this, you’re wrong. Sorry you have to hear it this way. So it came as a little bit of a shock when Deadpool director Tim Miller abruptly left the sequel over “a series of creative differences” with star Ryan Reynolds. I assume Miller saw that pic of Reynolds at Taylor Swift’s 4th of July party and realized all he knew was a lie. So who would be next in line to direct a movie where people say “motherfucker” and murder other people a lot? Enter Quentin Tarantino.
A petition has been started lobbying Quentin Tarantino to direct Deadpool 2 — and so far, there are more than 1,700 signatures. ”
“If there was ever a chance to see Tarantino do a project almost guaranteed to make a billion dollars, this is it,” writes Carl Champion Jr., who started the petition. “We got a great taste of what this could be like in Kill Bill, but imagine having a guy like Tarantino write dialogue for ‘The Merc with the Mouth’! It would be so glorious. Join me!”
Now I understand Carl Champion, Jr. here probably doesn’t get laid, but he does have many valid points. Like, what idiot wouldn’t want this to happen tomorrow? If you’re worried about the guy who made Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill, Inglorious Basterds, Django Unchained, and The Hateful 8, ruining your movie about a dude in red tights, you and Carl might want to hit up a bar so you can both not get laid together. But before you go, sign the petition.