Everyone goes into a first date with low expectations – especially if the date is from Tinder. Why have high hopes when there’s an 80% chance that the person you’re meeting up with is actually 600 pounds heavier than the photo they used in their profile? Tinder is basically a throne of lies for horny singles to sit on in the hopes that someone will come along and end their misery, whether it’s through anonymous sex or…nah, it’s really just anonymous first-name-only sex.
But student Liam Smith should’ve put his expectations at 500 miles below sea-level, because even though his date went well, the girl he met up with wound up getting stuck in his window. Why did she get stuck? Because she clogged his toilet, then threw her turd out said window in an attempt to remedy the clogged toilet. Instead of landing in the garden below, it got wedged into a narrow gap separated by another double-glazed window.
“We’d had a really nice evening,” Liam explained. “We’d had a meal at a well-known chicken restaurant, had a few beers and then gone back to mine for a bottle of wine and a film.”
After the girl went and came back from the bathroom, Liam described the look in her eyes as “panicked” as she told him what had happened. Ever the intelligent one, Liam went and grabbed a hammer to smash the window and retrieve the turd, however his date decided to take matters into her own hands by climbing in head-first and trying to retrieve the poo on her own.
As you can see, she got stuck.
“I was starting to grow concerned,” Liam explained, “so I called the fire brigade and once they had composed themselves, they set to work removing her from the window.”
With a newly-broken window that was quoted to be over $300 to repair, Liam and his unnamed date started a crowdfunding campaign to get the window fixed. They’ve already raised more than $1,200 with his story, and the pair plan on splitting the extra cash between charities.
Shockingly, Liam decided to go on another date with the girl, saying that “who knows what the future holds” when it came to their blossoming relationship. “We had a lovely night on the second date but it’s too early to say if she’s the one. But we got on very very well and she’s a lovely girl. And we’ve already got the most difficult stuff out of the way first.”
What do you think — would you give the girl a second date after she tried to fling poop out your window? Let us know in the comments!