A UK lingerie model has an elaborate 22-point checklist she goes through before going on any first date. Her name is Jade Ainsworth and I’m not sure if she’s careful, or crazy.
We’re leaning toward crazy.
Ainsworth revealed her mental, and we do mean mental checklist on the UK television show First Dates earlier this week. When talking about her dating experiences, Ainsworth says “I’ve been single for four years and I’m obsessed with my dog Daisy who sleeps in my bed – I even have a 50inch picture of her on my wall, I’m obsessed and producers were keen to hear about that” when you see her checklist, the four year single stint makes a lot more sense.
Without further ado, here is Ainsworth’s actual 22-point checklist that any man must pass before dating her.
No one unemployed
No one with a wife or girlfriend
Someone with banter
Someone that can socialise
Someone who can drive properly
No relationship rules or restrictions
Someone not controlling
Doesn’t live with their parents
Someone who can drink
Low sex drive
No one miserable
No one with a pyscho ex
No one who’s tight
Wait a second that’s … actually pretty sane and practical. She says her list is “a tad extreme” but she continues, “I work seven days a week and I just don’t have the time to be messing around.” “I’ve really thought about what I do and don’t want and I think it’s good to have a list.” And about the low sex drive? “I want a man with a low sex drive, because practically every man I know cheats on his partner, so I figured if they have a low sex drive, they’ll be less likely to cheat.”
Good for you, Jade for having completely normal and believable standards that are somehow lower, than mine. Though on the plus side, my girlfriend has lived up to my impossibly specific requirement of owning and operating a helicopter so, who’s the real winner here?