Blah bah blah here’s this week’s Weekend Dump, but how was your weekend? Safe to say it was better than Trump’s. My God. What was that all about? I’ve tried to Google what drug I need to take to understand his campaign’s spin, but I don’t think it’s been made yet. Or maybe it’s in Mt Dew. Either way, it’s probably Obama’s fault. Really can’t blame Trump for trying to be President, though. Looks like it’s the only way he can get out of all this shit. Hopefully during his State of The Union addresses he can recommend more sex tape we haven’t seen yet. I would be super helpful for my brand.
Also, Sara Underwood‘s not even pretending anymore. May angels continue to envelope her in their warm embrace.